Bathroom (extended lyrics):
I'm starring at a broken toilet,
There's nothing left here anymore,
The room is hot,It's making me constipated,
I've been waiting here so long,
But now I've really gotta go,
I see the dark stuff going down again,
Running to the bathroom,
Gotta pee,
Gotta take a sheisse,
Where to the pee won't hurt,
Fighting this turd,
Till the end of the flush,
And when I eat my crap,
I'll think of you,
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new,
To the bathroom,
Just me and poo,
My crap's swirling away from me,
I see your leftovers in my bowl,
But now it's gone and left me so hungry,
I know I have to find it now,
Can hear the flushing,I don't know how,
Why can't it smell like garbage cans?
Running to the bathroom,
Gotta pee,
Gotta take a sheisse,
Where the pee won't hurt,
Fighting this turd,
Till the end of the flush,
And when I eat my crap,I'll think of you,
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new,
To the bathroom
Flush...Flush!
I'm fighting all it's crappiness
,Coming down my way,
Let it go straight through you,
Don't want to make a mess today,
I'll flush you down soon...So soon....
Running to the bathroom,
Gotta pee,
Gotta take a sheisse,
Where the pee won't hurt,
Fighting this turd,
Till the end of the flush,
And when I eat my crap,I'll think of you,
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new,
And nothing can hold me back from poo,
To the bathroom,To the bathroom,Just me and poo,
To the bathroom,
Just me and you.
(Written and co-written by Me and Eve Angel Zuma)
Poke Her Face
Nom nom nom nom nuh
Nom nom nom nuh
I wanna eat em' like they do in candy stores
I love my jelly beans now give them to me now (I love it)
Luck and intuition eat the taffy with shake to start
And after I am hooked I'll eat the one that's in the box
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum,
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Candy mine,Candy mine
Come on let's go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mineCandy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
I wanna eat with him a hard pair of gummies
A little chewing gum is fun when you're not here I love it
German choco cake is not the same without some gum
And candy when it's gone if its not yummy it isn't fun, gum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yumI'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Candy mine,Candy mineCome on lets poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mineCandy mineCome on lets poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
I share with you anymore candy
Eat or munch you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not eating yous just chewin' with my 5-gum-gunning
Just like a chickin ate candy
Take your bears before I eat them all
I'm eating this, eating that
Check this candy cause It's marvelous
Candy mine,Candy mineCome on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine,Candy mine,Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine,Candy mine,Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine,Candy mine,Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine,Candy mine,Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine,Candy mine,Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
(Written by Eve Angel Zuma)
That Bathroom song is stupid. No offense.
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