The Long Awaited PART 4

OK, this is the best I can do. Oh the sadness...

In the cab, Maddy Bo and Eileen had a nice chat on email with the melted crayon Hope, who couldn't come with them because she and the blue crayon Ryan were getting married. The puppy Tori was going insane because the cab smelled
EVIL.
Meanwhile....
"I won't do it!"
Jamie was trying to get Prince Joe to kill Princess Maddy Bo, but Joe wouldn't do it.
So Jamie decided to try torture.

OK, peoples, be nice. I have a sinus infection and I is miserable.
Like my new self-translated signature? :)

Мадленa является испуганный, чем вы, и вы знаете это
(Madee is awesomer than you and you know it)