I'm so awesome

Hi! I know you've all heard from me a thousand bajillion million times how awesome I am. But I bet you're not fluent in Russian. And French. And Spanish. And Italian. And Japanese. And Mandarin (the complicated kind). Look:

Они заклеиваются рот

Griffonné la vérité avec leurs mensonges
Sus espías poco.
Hanno registrato sulla tua bocca.
その嘘で真実を走り書きした。
你的小間諜。

Okay, not really. But you can try to find out what they mean with our translating friend.
Bye!