MOMMA JOKES!

YOUR MOMMA'S SO FAT SHE MAKES BILL'S HAIR LOOK SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Shekinah "Gwen Kaulitz" Yniguez

        

YOUR MOMMA'S SO FAT, WHEN I SWERVED TO AVOID HER IN THE ROAD, I RAN OUT OF GAS!-Eileen Johnson

YOUR MOMMA IS SO OLD SHE KNEW BURGER KING WHEN HE WAS A PRINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!