Urban Dictionary

I was bored, so I went to urbandictionary.com to find out what people's names mean. Here's what I got: 

Madeline, Maddy:  

A most amazing girl. Beautiful, sexy, charming, mysterious, sweet and funny. A girl that all of the boys want and all of the girls admire. Extraordinary.    (Not true for me...) 

CEO:  

That sexy girl that sits next to you... The one you want to ask out, but are afraid that she will say no. And you are always staring at her humongo boobs.   or you could go for the other definition... 

Irish name which means you come from good peasant stock. Hard working, kick ass, you speak your mind. Go ahead make a joke about having one leg shorter, Eileen will shorten both your legs all the while laughing and telling you she has never heard that one before. Bring up the song " come on Eileen" and see what else gets shortened. If you call an Eileen your friend you are in luck, faithful, true, and brutally honest she will always be there for you and tell it like it really is! Eileen has a quick wit and loves to laugh at herself and others. She is always looking for a good story.    

And my Personal Favorite.... 

Devin 

An extremly hot boy that tells cheesy jokes, a total cutie, the boy that everyone at school knows i have completly fallen for, amazing smile, very funny, totaly makes the worst the day the best, the name given to the reason I'm happy 24/7 and am always smiling/laughing but also makes me fairly shy...
the name given to perfection. The one that every guy is jealous of for obvious reason. Thinks he has a great body, and he is so right. Hes so amazing, that your speechless when you see or talk to him.           (Sorry I can't get rid of the underline :/ )