Bathroom (extended lyrics):
I'm starring at a broken toilet,
There's nothing left here anymore,
The room is hot,It's making me constipated,
I've been waiting here so long,
But now I've really gotta go,
I see the dark stuff going down again,
Running to the bathroom,
Gotta pee,
Gotta take a sheisse,
Where to the pee won't hurt,
Fighting this turd,
Till the end of the flush,
And when I eat my crap,
I'll think of you,
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new,
To the bathroom,
Just me and poo,
My crap's swirling away from me,
I see your leftovers in my bowl,
But now it's gone and left me so hungry,
I know I have to find it now,
Can hear the flushing,I don't know how,
Why can't it smell like garbage cans?
Running to the bathroom,
Gotta pee,
Gotta take a sheisse,
Where the pee won't hurt,
Fighting this turd,
Till the end of the flush,
And when I eat my crap,I'll think of you,
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new,
To the bathroom
Flush...Flush!
I'm fighting all it's crappiness
,Coming down my way,
Let it go straight through you,
Don't want to make a mess today,
I'll flush you down soon...So soon....
Running to the bathroom,
Gotta pee,
Gotta take a sheisse,
Where the pee won't hurt,
Fighting this turd,
Till the end of the flush,
And when I eat my crap,I'll think of you,
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new,
And nothing can hold me back from poo,
To the bathroom,To the bathroom,Just me and poo,
To the bathroom,
Just me and you.
(Written and co-written by Me and Eve Angel Zuma)
Poke Her Face
Nom nom nom nom nuh
Nom nom nom nuh
I wanna eat em' like they do in candy stores
I love my jelly beans now give them to me now (I love it)
Luck and intuition eat the taffy with shake to start
And after I am hooked I'll eat the one that's in the box
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum,
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Candy mine,Candy mine
Come on let's go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mineCandy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
I wanna eat with him a hard pair of gummies
A little chewing gum is fun when you're not here I love it
German choco cake is not the same without some gum
And candy when it's gone if its not yummy it isn't fun, gum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yumI'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Candy mine,Candy mineCome on lets poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mineCandy mineCome on lets poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
I share with you anymore candy
Eat or munch you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not eating yous just chewin' with my 5-gum-gunning
Just like a chickin ate candy
Take your bears before I eat them all
I'm eating this, eating that
Check this candy cause It's marvelous
Candy mine,Candy mineCome on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine,Candy mine,Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine,Candy mine,Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine,Candy mine,Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine,Candy mine,Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine,Candy mine,Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face(Nom nom nom nuh)
(Written by Eve Angel Zuma)
Friday, June 5, 2009
Katy Perry Random Lyrics
Awesomeness is writing Katy Perry lyrics!
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
Hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
(No, I didn't kiss a girl.)
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black then it's white (highlight)
We fight we break up,
We kiss we break up
(you) You don't really wanna stay, no
(you) But you don't really wanna go, oh
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
Ur so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys
Ur so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like no you don't even like no you don't even liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike...
Cause when I'm with him I am
Thinking of you
Thinking of you
What you would do if
You were the one who was
Spending the night
I wish that I was
looking into your eyes
Yay me! All of these were from memory!
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
Hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
(No, I didn't kiss a girl.)
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black then it's white (highlight)
We fight we break up,
We kiss we break up
(you) You don't really wanna stay, no
(you) But you don't really wanna go, oh
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
Ur so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys
Ur so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like no you don't even like no you don't even liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike...
Cause when I'm with him I am
Thinking of you
Thinking of you
What you would do if
You were the one who was
Spending the night
I wish that I was
looking into your eyes
Yay me! All of these were from memory!
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Jeff Dunham+Jingle Bombs=LUNCH!
Okay, so, every day at lunch, I start randomly quoting Jeff Dunham. Well, when we still had lunch. School has been officially out for 2 hours and 36 minutes. Anyway, if you sat with me at lunch on a regular basis, then you will recognize these songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJeVZgLauSI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJeVZgLauSI
Hilarious Video
This is a guy. Doing Nadia Comaneci's bar routine. And he screws up. It is funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-YAMiS5wA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-YAMiS5wA
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Awesomeness copied from My First Blog Which I Screwed Up On
Hey people who are nice enough to visit me.
I am Madeline. People call me Madee, spelled like that. If you ever decide to send me a present(hint hint) spell my name like that. Maddie, but with two e's and one d.Awesomeness is sweet. It is the basis of my concietedness, and my boredom. Awesomeness is one of my 3 WORDS OF THE AWESOME 12 YEAR. Budisckle and unloved are the others. BOREDOM!
I am Madeline. People call me Madee, spelled like that. If you ever decide to send me a present(hint hint) spell my name like that. Maddie, but with two e's and one d.Awesomeness is sweet. It is the basis of my concietedness, and my boredom. Awesomeness is one of my 3 WORDS OF THE AWESOME 12 YEAR. Budisckle and unloved are the others. BOREDOM!
Random Labyrinth Quotes, copied from Awesomeness=ME!
Everything. Everything that you wanted. You asked that the child be taken, I took him. -Jareth
I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you. -Jareth, again.
Something about castles.-Whatsherface. The main person.
DAVID BOWIE IS NOT A SEXY BEAST!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cde0tsH92AQ
I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you. -Jareth, again.
Something about castles.-Whatsherface. The main person.
DAVID BOWIE IS NOT A SEXY BEAST!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cde0tsH92AQ
The Point of Life on Earth
Hello, friends from Earth. Celebrate Random Titles with me.
I have recently discovered the point of life on your planet, Earth. It is to listen to the band Madee and Maddy. At least, that's what I think my manager calls it now. I really don't know. Anyway, we haven't recorded anything yet, but we are awesome.
Another reason...OH MY GOD. This sounds like an extended response. God help me.
Anyway, another reason for the point of life on Earth is to play the violin. All cello players are strange and unawesome, but violin players are cool and awesome. Me, Princess Maddy Bo, Chelsea, Kristen, Kaela, Courtney, Marrissa, Devin, Tori, Abbie, Anna, Danielle, and my sissy Amanda. Not so much Devin, because he's a guy, and guys fall into the unawesome category. Well, maybe he is awesome, cuz cute guys are in the awesome category. Or Amanda, because she's graduated from high school.
PEACE!
I have recently discovered the point of life on your planet, Earth. It is to listen to the band Madee and Maddy. At least, that's what I think my manager calls it now. I really don't know. Anyway, we haven't recorded anything yet, but we are awesome.
Another reason...OH MY GOD. This sounds like an extended response. God help me.
Anyway, another reason for the point of life on Earth is to play the violin. All cello players are strange and unawesome, but violin players are cool and awesome. Me, Princess Maddy Bo, Chelsea, Kristen, Kaela, Courtney, Marrissa, Devin, Tori, Abbie, Anna, Danielle, and my sissy Amanda. Not so much Devin, because he's a guy, and guys fall into the unawesome category. Well, maybe he is awesome, cuz cute guys are in the awesome category. Or Amanda, because she's graduated from high school.
PEACE!
Monday, June 1, 2009
My New Blog
Welcome, friends from Earth!
I am Madee Awesome, lead singer of...whatever my manager comes up with. I am also a psychotic violin player. My backup singers are Princess Maddy Bo and Morgan (If my manager decides to hire her.) Jamison, a cello player, thinks cellos are awesomer than the violin.
HE'S WRONG.
Violin players are the coolest people on earth. That is, if you live there. I don't. I live in Madeesawesome, in the ancient country of St. Madeline (founded in 2007), on the planet Madee, In the galaxy My Imagination. Princess Maddy Bo is the best violinist in my school. And she's in sixth grade.
Ahhh, the unfairness of the world. I'm about 10th on the list.
I am Madee Awesome, lead singer of...whatever my manager comes up with. I am also a psychotic violin player. My backup singers are Princess Maddy Bo and Morgan (If my manager decides to hire her.) Jamison, a cello player, thinks cellos are awesomer than the violin.
HE'S WRONG.
Violin players are the coolest people on earth. That is, if you live there. I don't. I live in Madeesawesome, in the ancient country of St. Madeline (founded in 2007), on the planet Madee, In the galaxy My Imagination. Princess Maddy Bo is the best violinist in my school. And she's in sixth grade.
Ahhh, the unfairness of the world. I'm about 10th on the list.
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