Friday, August 28, 2009

Alec's Love-My First Fanfiction

Disclaimer: I’m not going to put this on every chapter, so remember: God doesn’t give me dreams at night about stories, so I don’t own Twilight.

Okay, I completely redid the story. I wrote it in a notebook months ago and lost it. I was playing it by ear, but then I found the notebook under my bed (surprise, surprise). The quality’s bad, because I was writing for my own enjoyment. So, here goes!

Italy, 1432
The human girl was sitting at a crossroads.
Her black hair flowed down to her waist. She was wearing a stormy grey velvet gown, very expensive, so why was she sitting on her own?
She was writing something, so maybe that was why she was here: a project for her tutor.
But the person who was watching her had never seen her before. Alec had thought he know everyone in Italy. It was time to expand his knowledge.
As he edged closer, he caught her scent.
La Tua Cantata. A singer.
He forced himself to go closer to her. As he approached, she seemed to sense his presence. Her grey eyes, the color of the storm clouds overhead, widened when she saw him. She started to get up.
“Hello,” Alec said to her. “I’m Alec.” Her eyes, though it seemed impossible, got wider when he said her name. She glanced at her work.
“My name is Emiliana,” she said.
“Emiliana. What are you writing?”
She looked nervous as she handed him her tablet. Here’s what was written:
In the ancient room stood three ancient men. Aro, Marcus, Caius. They were part of the governing body of vampires.
Two young vampires, who looked to be about 14 or 15, were led in.
“Jane! Alec!” exclaimed the one called Aro. The other two ancients left to tend to their own business.
“I need a demonstration of your talents. Alec, you first.” Alec stepped forward and Aro’s eyes went blank.
“Excellent! Now, Jane.”
Jane stepped forward and smiled angelically. In an instant, Aro was on the ground, screaming and writh---
Alec was silent for a time after reading it, then Emiliana felt nothing.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Long Awaited PART 4

OK, this is the best I can do. Oh the sadness...

In the cab, Maddy Bo and Eileen had a nice chat on email with the melted crayon Hope, who couldn't come with them because she and the blue crayon Ryan were getting married. The puppy Tori was going insane because the cab smelled
EVIL.
Meanwhile....
"I won't do it!"
Jamie was trying to get Prince Joe to kill Princess Maddy Bo, but Joe wouldn't do it.
So Jamie decided to try torture.

OK, peoples, be nice. I have a sinus infection and I is miserable.
Like my new self-translated signature? :)


Мадленa является испуганный, чем вы, и вы знаете это
(Madee is awesomer than you and you know it)

Part-Whatever-It-Is-I-Think-It's-3

Hey, my peeps! Part whatever-it-is-I-think-it's-3 is here!!!!! There is no real plot line I'm following and I can't remember the parts everyone wants, so here goes!

After the emotional scene on the sidewalk, Princess Maddy Bo and the witch named Eileen went back to the castle. Princess Maddy Bo went to talk to her mommy, Queen Madee Awesomeness (OH YEAH! I told you I was coming eventually.). They ate dinner, which was fried Jeffree (It used to be Bill), then Maddy Bo went beck to her room and got into a fight with Eileen because she stole Maddy Bo's idea of using music notes on her signature. They got nice again, and went out to find Prince Joe and kill Jamie.
They walked down the sidewalk and took a right at the mental health building to talk to two insane people. They were Maddy Bo's sister Princess Carrie and her husband Prince Christian. They asked where Prince Joe was, because Princess Carrie could see into the BEYOND:O. Carrie said he was in a cave to the north. So Princess Maddy Bo and the witch named Eileen took a cab to the north.

Oh yeah. Me rocks. And no, before anyone asks (because I know you will) Princess Maddy Bo doesn't have a daddy. Now I get to cross Carrie and Christian off the list. YAY! I think everyone else will live in a tree...
I got a lot of new e-mail addresses. If you didn't get parts 1 & 2 tell me. I think I have them somewhere...
Peace out.
Awesomeness.

Ahh, memories...Part 2

Part 2.

"OMG The prince is so cute!" Maddy Bo said to Eileen. "Let's go save him."
The bad message said, Dear beautiful Princess and Witch:
I am trapped in a horrible dragon form controlled by Jamie. SAVE ME! -Joe T.
"Oh, look! The monster is around the corner!" said Maddy Bo.
"Hello, Maddy Bo," said the monster, Trogdor.
"I HATE YOU!" said Maddy Bo.

The prince is Madison's idea. The last line is a message from her, to the controller of the monster.

End-I mean, Beginning-Of-The-Year-Story-Debut Part 1

Hey Peoples! Awesomeness is BACK! Like Jack! Only awesomer! Anyway...about 3 months ago in orchestra, I got bored of Loony Toons and started to make a story. Madison, Hope, and Tori helped...and, well, let's just say there will be several parts. It's like an end- I mean, beginning- of the year debut, because you're all didn't forget about me over the summer...YAY! :D There are several hidden messages from Madison to all of you...обладать (enjoy!)!

Once upon a time, there was an evil witch named Eileen who met the princess with the pink dress, the tiara with flowers, and a wand. They became friends and went on a walk. There, they found a baby chocolate lab, who they named Victoria, Tori for short. Maddy Bo (the princess) and Eileen also found a yellow melted crayon named Hope, along with a non-melted crayon named Ryan (hehe) who was blue and her fiance. He was the only one who worked (get it? Nobody seems to until I explain it) They had a green child named Floss. They all set off, and got a bad message.

Part 2 coming soon! Like, in 5 minutes!
Today, on the way to the Annex, Hope found a yellow melted crayon. That's why me and Madison made her a melted crayon.
Better Name suggestions please!

I rock...and you know it.

Greetings, friends from Earth.
Madeleine rox. And you know it.
I'm going to start putting my stories on here.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Total Eclipse of the Heart

This is funny. Seriously.
It won't let me embed (again) so I'm putting a link.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9gcyi_total-eclipse-spoof_music