I happy...or rather Eileen is...
To quote Shekinah's tweet, (yeah, it was viewed worldwide) "Eileen has a newe boyfriend, but I was told to keep it on the DL so I can't tell you that."
Yeah. I know.
First, the classic (you know, the first time I saw this video (like, 4 years ago) it had only been viewed 368 times. Now...73 million!) Mysterious Ticking Noise.